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barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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ns921002:

heard you were talkin shit
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ryvkos:

so there I was, minding my own gay business, when suddenly a heterosexual looked at me! the nerve! how dare a mere mortal gaze upon my celestial being with their feeble eyes. how very distasteful

April 17 with 12,405 notes

exonyuh:

Twins went to a fansign together and the older one went first. When the younger’s turn came, Chanyeol said, “You can’t go twice…”, Joonmyeon said “Uh…you…uh…just now…uh…” and Jongin said 

"Why are you here again"

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gooey-goodra:

chatotai:

"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife

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paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese


*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything
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yixingsosweet:

wubum:

nationalexographicchanyeol:

yixingofficial:

sekaivevo:

yixing and junmyeon  both approach a door. they stop at the same time “after you” junmyeon says “no after you” yixing insists “haha after you” junmyeon replies “oh no after you” yixing responds 

tao pushes past “after me” he says

baekhyun pushes tao while copying him mockingly “after me”

Sehun fabulously struts past “no bitches, after me”

PRETTY MUCH THIS MINUS JOONMYEON

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